Strange animal warnings

Not at the table next to me, please

Disney's strange idea of pirates

Disney does not seem to have checked the job description for pirates.

Priority

But where do you sit if you are pregnant and you don't have foetal wi-fi?

Toys?

A few months ago I posted an image of knives displayed under a "Back to school" sign. In the same vein, here is an image of alleged "toys".

Virginal tacos

Although I have no intention of besmirching Mayans, my guess is that your exotic hand-rolled spicy tacos will be provided by Carlos.

You can't fault this advice