Inconsistent use of apostrophe's

Such sloppy signwriting! After PIE'S, PASTY'S and SANDWICH'S, how did the signwriter manage to omit the apostrophe from CAKE'S? 

I'd rather use tongs

I love fresh baked bread products but, because of hygiene concerns, I have always been wary of selecting loose rolls from self-service displays. This sign seems to confirm my suspicions. 

Nearly new infants for sale

Sadly, I didn't become aware of this local advertisement until late afternoon, by which time it was too late to buy myself a second-hand infant.

Roll on 2028

This temporary road sign appeared in Worcester in May 2013. 

No doubt the road will have a grand reopening ceremony in 2028. I hope I get an invitation.  

NT humour

I love this one, spotted at the National Trust's Killerton House, near Exeter. 

(But it would have been better without that unnecessary (un-necessary?) hyphen in "unattended".)

Something for the weekend

Would you shop at a store that can’t cope with simple arithmetic? 

No, no, Co-op! Adding an extra day to a two-day weekend does not make it a third longer; it actually makes it 50 per cent longer. And even if you include Friday evening (six hours, say) in your weekend, you only increase its length by 44 per cent (four-ninths) when you add another 24 hours. You’d have to include the whole of Friday if you want your weekend to be only a third longer when you add a Bank Holiday Monday.

Wig & what?

When road works closed some Truro streets to traffic in April 2014, the Wig & Pen pub sensibly erected a banner to draw attention to the fact that it was still open. The banner certainly attracted attention, if not for the intended reason.