So! Fisticated?

This image was tweeted by @hughlaurie , no less. It must be the sort of restaurant where they sit you on comphy sophas, pipe sopht music and pheed you phried feasant with phennel. And you can phinish your pheast with a decaph cophee. 

Caution: warning sign ahead

This cautionary notice, seen in Peterborough, was apparently there to warn cyclists about an obstruction further ahead — helpful information perhaps for anyone who manages to avoid crashing into the warning sign. 

Boneless bananas

This notice is truly bananas. Of course, there may well be a few lines of small print somewhere pointing out that, although every effort has been made to fillet the bananas, some small bones may remain.  

"Not envious"

OK, so this isn't exactly a sign, since it's just a correction in a Scottish local newspaper (with a lovely name). But it's still silly enough for me to want to share it.  

Was the signwriter under the influence of alchool?

No sht!

So when is my bus due?

A bit of a discrepancy here. If "The advanced GPS technology . . . now tells you when your bus is due", why does the digital display say: "Bus information is not available. Please see the timetable"?