OK! So they're not exactly signs . . .

. . . but they are well worth sharing.

Doors . . .

A bargain for Jake the Peg

Lost in translation (2)

Oops! Presumably this Japanese outfit (a hairdresser maybe?) decided to use an online service to translate its message into English.

Park hater

This sign was a hoax by Jamie Maslin, author, adventurer and bushcraft survival instructor, who installed it on a bench in a London park in August 2013, shortly before he emigrated to Australia. Roger Bucklesby is a Maslin fictional character — a misanthropic failed author. When an image of the plaque was posted online it went viral within hours. 

Who am I to Dairylea?

Whoever produced this sign has caerphilly adapted the words of the Eurythmics song, Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This).

So where's the nearest phone?

Thank you muchly, ScotRail. But would it not make more sense to display a sign that actually points people towards the nearest phone rather than steering them to a separate information source?