No thanks!

Don't ask me why, but somehow I am not tempted to sample the latest offering from this branch of Burger King.

Exorcising dogs

I’ve never been fond of dogs, but until I saw this sign I had not realised they could be possessed by demons. My thanks go to Housing Pendle (www.housingpendle.co.uk) for this warning.

Since Housing Pendle bans canine exorcism on its own premises, perhaps it can recommend a suitable place to which dog owners can take their pooches to be purged of their devils.