Sunday, 22 February 2015

Priority


But where do you sit if you are pregnant and you don't have foetal wi-fi?

Sunday, 8 February 2015

Toys?

A few months ago I posted an image of knives displayed under a "Back to school" sign. In the same vein, here is an image of alleged "toys".


Virginal tacos

Although I have no intention of besmirching Mayans, my guess is that your exotic hand-rolled spicy tacos will be provided by Carlos.

You can't fault this advice


No longer a level crossing


OK, so this may not count as a silly sign, but it's still silly. 

Wednesday, 4 February 2015

Blame it on the contractor

The disabled parking bay appeared in Saffron Walden in 2011 and the other was painted in Romford in 2015. In both cases, it appears that a council contractor had been provided with a plan that did not show the lamppost. However, neither worker seems to have had the sense to query the plan before painting the white lines. And neither council had the guts to admit supplying a faulty plan.

Tuesday, 3 February 2015

So that's supper sorted



Or maybe not. 

One online definition of spooge is "a form of Caribbean music particularly associated with Barbados". Barbadian music in tomato sauce sounds good to me.

However, the McGraw-Hill Concise Dictionary of Modern Medicine defines spooge as “a fluid discharged from the body – often onto a freshly-changed bed”. And according to other online dictionaries, the word can mean "a sealant or lubricant applied during the assembly of electronic equipment", a "semi-liquid gunk" or semen.

So thank you, Tesco, but I might go elsewhere for tonight's supper dish.

Love these!


Can you sopt the errors here?


OK! So they're not exactly signs . . .

. . . but they are well worth sharing.



Doors . . .